Be my Cyrano De Bergerac: write messages for my online dating profile.

“Offer me this job,” he said, “and I’ll take it and make you proud!” That’s not the traditional way to open the cover letter for a job application, but I take the “creative” in creative writing very seriously. Indeed, an employer can expect from me consistent creativity and seriousness of purpose. After years of study, I have mastered the techniques, mechanics, and, most importantly, dynamics which make the written word engaging. I strive, in innovative ways, to craft complex ideas into accessible and readable concepts that jump off the page and into the reader’s thoughts. In my opinion, capturing the moment is only part of the craft. Of equal or greater importance is building reader interest and involvement — making the reader an actual participant in the moment. Being able to do so is one of my greatest skills. Therefore, when that moment arrives, I am confident that the message, and with it, the story, will “pop” so as to evoke the desired emotional response. Over the years, I have honed my writing skills to enable flawless execution in meticulous language. I will not only help you with the hook, line, and sinker, I will get you into the boat and take you to the biggest catch.

I can definitely get this done. I have plenty of time on my hands and having used dating sites before I find it rather interesting and fun.

Hey there! Interesting project you got there! I actually had an OKcupid profile when I moved to Seattle for few months. Not sure what I did right, but I was constantly receiving notifications about how, somehow, I was one of the top picks in the city. Can't explain really. but whatever I was doing, I guess I was good at it. Beside that, I'm not really sure how to pitch myself for this gig. I dig the Cyrano reference? Oh yeah, i'm absurdly good at film references, including some pretty obscure stuff (maybe that's what the Seattle hipster ladies liked?) Anyways, unconventional proposal for an unconventional job, but i'm totally down. I'd need to know more about you though. Maybe we can roleplay? as practice of course. Yes, I am serious. Will be awkward at first, but hey! It's the internetsssss. Bet I have your attention by now. Told you i'm good :) Hope to hear from you soon! Regards Anass

I am not applying for current project, I just can't help the urge to say that this is one of the most interesting, smart and cute project descriptions I've ever read :) Today I am sorry more that ever, that I do not master US English (or any kind of English) that good. Let me wish you the best of luck! I believe, with your charm and sense of humor, it will not take long to find someone lovely! :-) Kind regards, Vlad

I am, above all else, a woman who has spent a LOT of time in online dating. I have been in the space looking for casual acquaintances, long-term, just friends, ect. I can definitely send an email that will not be offensive as I have revived all of the offensive-dud messages myself. (many of these involve the word: whore, bitch, suck, cock, immediately, tonight, baby) No one will respond to messages offensive to women, and as a woman, I know them all. In order to do a project like this I would need a large amount of personal information: What you are looking for i.e: love, respect, gratitude ect Interests: Mythology, math, literature, hiking ect what you're like: would you pay for dinner or go Dutch, would you go to the zoo, are you likely to show up with flowers, or are you entirely separate and prefer only conversation ect. In order to do this job I would need to be privy to a lot of your likes and dislikes. I could provide a questionnaire to help with this. But I would need informations including upbringing, parents, siblings, schooling, job, interests, ect all of this could be conveyed in one email and I could then pick through and decide what was appropriate for which conversation. Anything past the ten days would require another payment, less of course as the profile and research component would be completed. Even if you don't choose me, I would like to stress that you should not choose a man to do this.

* Fees are Negotiable! * Dear Sirs, I state my interest, with great pride, in applying for your advertised position of Dating Media Manager. I have gained the essential skills which are invaluable in effectively providing quality service. Having garnered comprehensive foundation knowledge and experience, I now seek an interview and hope to eventually serve within the capacities of Dating Media Manager. I am able to effectively connect, and engage in a meaningful manner, aided by the high quality written and oral English that I practice. I welcome an interview at your earliest possible convenience, since I am certain that I will become valuable to you. Thank you for your time and favorable considerations. Respectfully yours, Tito Johns

Oh, believe me I can do that one for you. :) Communicating with people is so far one of the few things I've mastered to perfection. Looking forward.

I am discreet, efficient and make sure our communication is key so that I am able to accurately convey you and your personality to those interested in getting to know you better.

I believe I am the best candidate for this project for I have been a member to some dating sites before and have interacted with women of all personalities. And as a woman myself, I can easily understand their whims, desires, likes, and dislikes. I am a writer too so I am full of imagination and do a lot of stories and I can be a romantic character for your Juliet.

Hello! I wanted to let you know that I would absolutely love to help you find the special someone. This would actually be the third time I have helped someone to connect with someone via internet dating. If you'd like, I could send you some examples of small stories I've written and some screenshots of my friend's profile so you can get a feel for my sense of humor and personality. If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact me! I hope to hear from you soon! Also, please ignore the milestone thing. I am relatively new to this site and didn't realize it was an additional cost.

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I am pretty good at flirting, i am young and i know what girls want, i used online dating also, i had alots of dates! give me a chance!

Ahhh !!! Dating websites are the most attractive websites for anyone. But as being a worker one should use cheesy lines to attract as much traffic as possible. Give me a chance, in order to boost your new daily signups..... Now, don't ask how it will be possible .. rather then give me a chance to prove my words with my work....

Hello there! You looking for someone who can manage your online dating profile? I'm the one then. I'm new to freelancer.com but i'm sure that i can work well and help you to manage your profile, And i hope it will help you to found your lady. Have a good day!

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You might think I am crazy but I can read people's mind. I know whether they are honest or just faking the smiles. Would be great to help you to find the right one. Every one wants a good person next to them

I'm not a native US English-speaker, but I do have a fine hand with women.

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i am fast in writting and i think i will do these things you demand in a few time and this knowledge from my colloege and my experienses