84728 WordPress Blog Theme

I am seeking a theme for a WordPress blog. I'll need a header with text and preferably a toon graphic instead of actual photos. I'll need CSS for the colors of the various sections and will need tables for the side section. This is a two-column design. You must provide, in PMB, a link to your portfolio showing me your WP blog themes to date. This is for an adult website but NO sexual imagery is wanted. A scantily-clad beauty as the toon will be fine. If you have questions, ask. You will also need to give this to me in the proper format, with installation instructions, as I'm new to WordPress. Payment when I'm satisfied and as you can see by my feedback, I pay instantly when happy. No escrow.