Witty & Humorous Product Descriptions

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Placing Witty at top I hope you are doing great! I saw your job post and decided to apply because I possess the necessary skills to complete the task professionally on time. If awarded this job, I will definitely dedicate my skills and efforts to ensure that I meet all the specifications given. I have been doing freelance work for the last six years. Therefore, I'm packed with experience and also having the ability to work efficiently and creatively. As I await your valuable response I look forward to working with you. contact me so that we can discuss more about the project. Thanks.

Hi, I will write creative, intriguing, well-researched, informative, and 100% Unique Content for you. High-quality & engaging web content is what you need to make your website stand out from the 1mil+ search results on Google - and I am here to deliver that to you. Please send me a message to initiate the project. Regards, Ayesha

witty Hi i am professional product description writer and I am willing to work for you base on long term I can provide you sample also

Witty Hello, I have 8 years of experience in content writing. I have read the description of the project and this seems like just the kind of work I was looking for and am good at. I can provide you samples if required. I am sure I can do this for you in minimum time and cost. Price is negotiable. Please discuss details before confirming. Thanks

I am a seasoned writer with more than three years of experience in writing articles for the web. In addition to my experience, I have an eye for detail and am always looking to make sure that my work is of the highest quality. Some of my career highlights include working with dozens of clients to write blog posts, eBooks, and website content. I have also worked on a project basis for a major SEO company, creating content for multiple websites. Experience includes: - Content writing for blogs and client sites - Creating SEO-friendly content - Editing and proofreading others’ work - Experience with SEO and SEM techniques - Strong knowledge of AP Style Guide rules - Understanding of the editing process for multiple mediums - Ability to create engaging content that connects with readers As a result, I have gained valuable experience that equips me with the necessary skills to successfully fulfill this role.

"WITTY" Greeting sir, witty is unquie on it's own as I can spin it even further and make it an one of a kind descriptions where they might not buy the product but certainly would keep talking about the description. lets take this conversation in an much safer location - my chat box. Regards, G.S.JOE.

"Witty" Hi, I can write SEO friendly and quality content for your website. I am a writer and poet working from past 8 years. I have done my higher studies from University of Delhi. I am currently working with a newspaper. My work is plagiarism free and grammatically correct. I feel myself most eligible for your work as per your requirements. Looking forward to your reply. Thankyou.

I passionate writer and passive sarcasm is one of my specialities. Please contact me at 8017700539 so that i can provide you with samples of my previous writings. Thanks!

Witty Dear employer I have an experience in content writing for more than a year now and I would like to tell you that one of my blog set for ghost writing won 14th rank in Top 100 fashion blogs of India (competing with magazines like Vouge). I have also about one year of experience in writing captions, providing hashtags for Instagram and Facebook Posts apart from content and blog writing. Me and my team are very well versed with Microsoft Suites. I have recently joined freelancer that's why my work is not exhibited here however, If you want to see my work, I can definitely present in personal chat. Warm Regards Vineet Ranjan CMO MMR Boutique

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Hello sir/mam, I have a good experience in writing field, I am flexible in doing every kind of writing work. I have also done creative writing earlier, the content will be unique and plagiarism free. The work will be submitted on time, please consider me, I am facing financial issues.

I have read your description, and I am interested. I have more than 3- years of experience working as a content writer. My projects have included, SEO optimised product reviews, blogs and website contents. Eagerly waiting for a positive reply from you soon. N. B. I don't know how the bidding of money works here, we'll discuss that later ? Thank you!

Witty, Snappy, Catchy titles & catchphrases I've been breathing daily for 3 decades now - I'd be happy to share a recent sample via DM