5 Text Generators

I have a myspace-type resource site.... Need 5 NEW different text generators. Preferably flash-based, but open to regular applications (which use premade photoshop-like actions) Open to your ideas, suggestions. Creativity and originality a must. Portfolio with similar projects a must. ***Anything BUT*** glitter, gold -*or*- ice effect. Please none of those 3!! Users should be able to generate jpeg of finished file to host on their end. Generators to be fully hosted on my site. I will retain fully copyright.