Here is a sample for a friend that i wrote:
How to Confuse the other Party
Now i believe as much as anybody in the saying Honesty is the best policy but you know those people are idiots. It’s not very difficult to confuse the other party in fact it isn’t difficult at all. For the first time I’ll tell you how i do what i do and you can see for yourself to what lows i will sink to, in order to be the best asshole there ever was.
First of all give them a compliment, it can be anything from you look intelligent or you are a smart man. If you know the person for a long time you can say things like you have improved the way you communicate, persuade or the any bullshit you can pull out of your ass at the moment. You don’t have to say things someone on the Simpsons writing staff would say just be simple. But this is the important point, right after doing that go to a past event or future event slightly related to the topic.
The sudden jolt of the compliment along with the cerebral road trip will leave them shaken if not stirred.
I hope you liked that i have more like those and part from that i also can write on politics,entertainment and anything in between