Content For Jokes Site

I'm looking to get jokes, cartoons and pictures for my jokes website. I would like the jokes in a mysql format categoryid, jtitle (name of joke), text (the joke) categoryid's are as follows: animal 4 bar 5 blonde 6 computer 7 medical 10 politics 9 science 11 sex 12 sports 13 stories 14 yo mamma! 15 For cartoons mysql format is like this ctitle (name of cartoon), pathtophoto (just the name of the image like [login to view URL] or something), description (what the cartoon is) File should be external (not a blob, so that makes it much easier) For pictures it should be like this ptitle (name of picture), pathtophoto (picture name such as [login to view URL]), description (what the picture is) The easiest way this can be done is to leech the content out of another website. I'm looking for roughly 100 jokes for each category and then 200 cartoons and 200 pictures. For the most part fairly simple and straight forward. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform linux