Hey,
U know I have all the qualities that u have listed in ur description but I am sorry to tell u that my eye sight is not good, but I tried hard to focus on what u said in ur project description... I think u r seeking help to someone who can jump puddles with u ... well I can do that but my left foot got broken just five minutes ago so...obviously I can't do that.... I am desperately crying that why I can't do this JOB! sobs ,....sobs