An idea? I have thousands! It can be about a kid getting lost in the mall and somehow ending up with a pirate crew or it can be about a confused alien finding refugee with a small human family. I can write about anything! Hire me and I'll throw ten ideas, pick your favorite and I shall begin working!
Hey! I'm David, and I really want to write for you.
While I don't have a 9th degree in supreme English studies or have nine hundred 5/5 reviews, I like to believe I'm exactly what you need to manufacture those rib-crushingly funny moments.
I have quite a few qualifications as well, I was a blog writer for over four years and I had published my first (humorous!) novella. I also have many published articles and am working on my novel.
I can do clean humor, in-the-middle humor, dirty humor and don't-let-your-mother-see-this humor. Take your pick, you won't be disappointed.
If you don't believe I can make an adventure out of anything, check out my portfolio. Who could make an article about rented storage units interesting and fun? Hopefully that's me.
P.S. I don't mind editing back and forth until you're 100% pleased with the work.
P.P.S. I'll need to discuss rates and whatnot before I start, you might be paying in nuts for all I know (if so, Cashews are a long time favorite of mine).