Build a Website

[login to view URL] That is my site, i need someone to finish building the landing page while i do the main website. Here are the tasks i need done. Part 1: 30 Minutes worth of work or less 1. Clean up main logo, make it transparent then insert it into the background image. 2. Add the hyper links/buttons. Test links and get out bugs. Part 2: 45 Minutes of work. 1. Insert a background audio file to start playing as the landing page is loaded. 2. Set up a separate sound file to play when the landing page buttons are clicked. So when the landing page is loaded the music will play as long as there on the page, so a autoplay needs to be in affect. When the buttons are clicked it the main audio file music will then mute and the secondary file will play, it is more a sound affect, not a full blown audio file. Extra work: As a easter egg we want to make it where if the user, holds down the mouse right click button for 8 seconds a shotgun sound goes off, and a scattershot animation shows on the screen like it was just shot by a shot gun then a coupon pops up for 15% off. There is a lot of work i want done, I just do not have the time as i am developing the main website myself.