Creative Write for Entertaining ''How to Pick up Girls Book''

I made an outline and collected information of the net and would like someone to take that information and do some creative writing to create a book on "How to Pick up Girls in Bars." It should be funny, witty, and very creative. Preference toward male writers that can relate, but will consider all applicants. Will be a short book, less than 100 pages. I'll help you do most of the research... your job is to take what I provide you...organize it and make it entertaining. I believe this is a rather simple project for someone that enjoys writing.