Can you Write One Article in An Hour?

Do you have a good knack for sports related articles? Are you able to do ONE article in ONE hour for TWO dollars? What about TWO in TWO hours for FOUR dollars? THREE in THREE hours for SIX dollars? I can keep going on up to TEN in TEN hours for $20. You tell me how many you want...and if you can do that many in that many hours, for $2 each, you can do however many you want. Provided you're a good writer and you agree that you won't plagiarize.