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I would not say I'm the best, since there are many skilled writers here, but what certainly makes me better than the next is a definite command over vocabulary, fluency and lucidity in expression and adaptability, since I can write long, connected sentences or short, simple ones as required or according to requirement. More than anything else, I'm fervently looking for writing-work, so combine my language skills with a heavy dose of sincerity and commitment, and you have an excellent choice at your disposal. Looking forward to your positive response. Regards Tanveer

Hi, My bid is for 500 jokes in Bengali. Do you want the sample in English or Bengali? Please let me know. Don't worry about quality as I am offering you 100% unique jokes with fun. regards

I am ready to start your jokes service in bengali and my all jokes will be uniquely and will fulfill your requirements. 8I will give some more extras to give more options too. Example Below: ভ্যালেন্টাইনস ডে বিয়ের পাঁচ বছর পরের ভ্যালেন্টাইনস ডে তে পচাদা বৌদির জন্য একতোড়া সাদা গোলাপ নিয়ে বাড়ি ফিরলো। বৌদি অবাক হয়ে পচাদাকে জিজ্ঞেস করলো, "একি, সাদা গোলাপ কেনো? ভ্যালেন্টাইনস ডে তে লোকে তো লাল গোলাপ দেয়।" পচাদা বললো, "শোনো, জীবনে এখন ভালবাসার চেয়ে শান্তিটাই বেশী জরুরী!" salvi dot world at gmail dot com

Hi, I'm from Tamilnadu India... Native Tamil speaker I'll do this project in Tamil and i can deliver this in 10 Days for $150 +10% Freelancer fee.. I can also deliver it in few days...if you need it quickly Here is a sample Joke.. In Tamil நவீன உலகத்தை அறியாத கொஞ்சம் கூட ஆங்கிலம் அறியாத பெரியவர் பட்டணம் வருகிறார்... கடைகாரர் : என்ன வேண்டும் அய்யா ? பெரியவர் : சூசு வேணும் தம்பி, கடைகாரர் : சூசா அப்டினா ? பெரியவர் : அல, குடிகிற சூசு கடைகாரர் : ஓ, ஜூஸ் வேணுமா...இந்தாங்க குடிங்க பெரியவர் :அல, இப்படியே எப்படி குடிக்க முடியும் ஓஸ் தாடா.. கடைகாரர் : என்னது ஓஸ் வேணுமா ? என்ன தீ அணைக்க போறியா ? பெரியவர் :டேய் தம்பி இந்த சூசில போட்டு குடிக்கிற ஓஸ் டா ? கடைகாரர் : ஓ, ஸ்ட்ரா வேணுமா... இந்தா குடி? -----------------------------. In English An Old Man from Indian village visited a nearby modern city. Shop keeper : What you want sir ? Old Man : i want soosoo Shop keeper : soosoo? what was that ? Old Man : soosoo to drink man, i'm thirsty Shop keeper : oh, you want juice...ok ok Here it is Old Man : Hey man, where is the Hose ? Shop keeper : What... you want Hose ? is there any firefighting needed ? Old Man : Hey..i want Hose to drink this soosoo ( juice ) Shop keeper : Oh God, you want drinking straw...wait i'll give you --------------------------- Hope you enjoyed.. Waiting for work Please Select me, ThankYou

I have studied Hindi upto class X in CBSE board and English upto graduation. My joke: Anuj class X ka ek chatra hai. Teacher: Anuj kal class mein kya padaya. Anuj: Yaad nahin sir. Teacher: Bada hua to kya hua jaise ki purane bijli ka pole, dimag mein batti nahin, future lage pura fuse. Anuj: Sir, koi baat nahin main apne bright future ke liye kal naya bulb kharid ke launga. Meaning in English: Anuj is a student of class Xth standard Teacher: Anuj please explain whatever I taught in the last class. Anuj: I donot remember sir. Teacher to Anuj : You are tall like an old lamp post without bulb and your future seems to be completely dark. Anuj to sir: No problem sir tomorrow I will buy a new bulb for my bright future.

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Hi Sir, I have read your requirement, i am able to gave you the jokes in 4 days, hope to hear from you with this, Thanks Amritha.

Hello, I am Sunny from India. I can write joke in Hindi language. This is my own joke: Sunny-Makan malkin se: Aunty maine kiraya uncle ke paas de diya hai parson ka. Uncle: Maine kaha tha ke main bata dunga, toh kya meri baat pe vishwas nahi aya(hanste hue) Sunny: Nahi aisi baat nahi hai, pr aap shakal se zara chor dikhte ho na esliye.... :P

Hi, Kids joke. Mother used stitch clothes for her kid. In school: Teacher explaining about professions, like teacher will educate children etc., She asked the kid, Who will stitch your clothes? Immediately child answered .My mother.(instead of tailor)

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