Edits to business card, tri-fold brochure, gift card, & banner

I need a skilled photoshop (PSD), Vectore EPS, AI Illustrator, InDesign (INDD) expert to alter some images for me. English comprehension required for the job. Before you bid, tell me who won the Gold Medal in Women's Ice Hockey in this year's Winter Olympics so I know you're read this and are not a bot or just spam bidding. There are three main tasks that must be accomplished. 1.) Business Card edit. - I already have the business card design files, I just need the text modified to be updated for business card information for three people. I only need the information side (back) edited. - Also, I need the image on the right of card to be adjusted so it does not get cut off during printing. See attached image titled "Move logo on right smaller to fit within safety line" - Files must fit on to attached template "_Business_Cards and _Business Cards (1)" and be "Standard size" of 3.50'' x 2.00'' - Must be able to easily upload here: [login to view URL] 2.) Tri-Fold Brochure edit. - I have already purchased a tri-fold brochure file. [login to view URL] File will be shared after I choose a Freelancer - I need it to be transferred to or be compatible with the two attached files called "[login to view URL] and _Brochures (1).zip" so I can ensure the size will be correct for printing it on [login to view URL] - Change color scheme of brochure to my specifications - Change images in brochure to my specifications (will likely require some image editing to fit the large images into space allotted in brochure) - Make minor changes to brochure layout & design (move/add some text boxes, tables, change text box background colors, etc) - Add an arrow to one of the pages - Overlay some text over an image in the brochure - Change all the text to my own, custom text information - Some other small changes to brochure may be required before task is considered complete. - Must be able to easily upload on Vistaprint -> Marketing Materials -> Brochures -> Upload your own complete design 3.) Gift Card Edit - Edit gift card template we have purchased: [login to view URL] File will be shared after I choose a Freelancer - We will likely want to modify the colors on gift card's left hand side. - Change text on gift card so we have 4 versions (each with different color) $10, $25, $50, $100 - We need 4 different .ai & png files, for each gift card: $10, $25, $50, $100 - Change terms and conditions on card with our own custom text - Place our logo (attached) that does not have the words "Prepper Gun Shop" in the logo (icon version) into the circle on the gift card. - Files must fit on to attached template "_Business_Cards and _Business Cards (1)" and be "Standard size" of 3.50'' x 2.00'' - Must be able to easily upload here: [login to view URL] 4.) Fit our logo onto attached "Banners" templates. - Logo files are attached. Center our logo on the banner templates so it's evenly spaced from top to bottom, left to right. Black background. - Give us .ai files and .png files that we can upload to [login to view URL] to create a "small" sized banner with your created file. - Banner templates are attached "[login to view URL] and _Banners-Small (1).zip" - Must be able to easily upload here: http://www.vistaprint.com/gallery/AHAAAAABAFsAAAA=/[login to view URL] Please let me know if you have any questions! Project deadline is 2/23/14 (must be completed before the 24th)