Seek Google Analytics Pro - Basic Set Up Of Account

ATTENTION: This project is ONLY for direct providers. NOTE: If you marketing services and place them inside your company with employees or to outside freelancers you will be wasting your time and mine. PLEASE: ONLY independent professionals. NO employees, no 3rd party providers, no agencies or related. Requirements and Instructions: 1.) I’m seeking a professional "Google Analytics" account set up. – NOTE: "This is an easy project for you if you know what you're doing." Success in this project would build credibility/trust to start a long-term business relationship and use other skills you may have. 2.) First “Get To Know You Task”: Set-Up Google Analytics for E-Commerce Website A.) You have extensive experience in setting up “Google Analytics” accounts successfully with “goals” conversion tracking and other metrics for "established Ecommerce sites." -"Having experience" in Google Analytics is not enough. - I have "experience in Google Analytics" too which means nothing. I'm seeking a real pro who will do a professional, but basic set up. B.) I want a basic set-up but setting up 1-3 goals correctly in Google Analytics should be very easy for you and something you’ve done several times before. C.) I’m unable to work with someone who is “learning how to do it.” –I’m unable to lead and guide you in this or any other project. D.) You must put the analytics codes on my website through Wordpress plugin or manually on each page. 3.) Your Professionalism, Competency and Project Management: A.) You must work independently from me because you understand all the requirements from the beginning. B.) You can read and follow written instructions. C.) You ask all necessary questions you need to do the project start to finish BEFORE starting this project. D.) You don't send me a message and wait and then wait for me (during your short production time allowed). Rather, you know exactly what to because you carefully read the written instructions BEFORE starting and 'cleared out any questions you had BEFORE starting.' E.) You understand the client is busy with multiple businesses, is NOT part of your service team and will not waste time in multiple feedbacks on the same thing or dealing with providers who struggle with the professional skills required, experience and fluent-level English reading and writing skills required to complete this project successfully. F.) This project is NOT for the common time-wasting providers who do NOT: - Follow written instructions, -Have a hard time with advanced level English and following complex instructions in English, and/or -Who send me low grade amateur-level looking work that I have to waste time commenting on and redirecting. G.) If you're going to send this party to a junior-level provider or 3rd party and you plan on sending messages back and forth between me and some bottom feeder provider who struggles with the skills and fluent English reading and writing requirements ---- do NOT waste your time or mine.... ...It will be spotted quickly when everything is limping along unacceptably slow and/or there are mistakes, going in the wrong direction and you need to keep reverting back to me for what to do next. H.) You understand foolishness like "going in the wrong direction in this project," "demonstrating you lack the required skills, English skills to do this project efficiently and effectively," "requiring me to send long feedback, ongoing redirection feedback, prompt you to follow instructions over and over again and suspecting you sent the project to someone else, will result in termination and cancellation of the project.