73830 Professional Design right now!

My last web designer failed to turn anything in to me and the project was due THIS MORNING! So, if you can do a BEAUTIFUL and PROFESSIONAL one (long) page re-design TONIGHT by 3AM (technically morning, it is already 10PM here) I want to hear from you! Well, actually two of them. No "auto-bids" will be considered, if I don't see the word "peanut" in you bid I will assume you do not know how to read. You MUST show me a basic mock-up so I know your strategy for the site. However, initially contact me via PMB and I will tell you the URL I need redesigned. I will be available to assist you tonight. EVERYTHING including logo can be redesigned, that is UP TO YOU. You MUST start RIGHT AWAY and provide TWO DIFFERENT final designs I would prefer ONE FLASH and ONE HTML version of the site, but both HTML are fine (not both flash). *** ALL GRAPHICS MUST BE FREE OF SPELLING ERRORS & THE SITE MUST BE SPEED OPTIMIZED!! Let's recap -- it's late :-) 1) Bid / Contact me via PMB and I will send you the URL to redesign. Let me know if you're bid is for HTML & FLASH versions or two HTML. 2) Send me a Mock-Up for 1 of the 2 designs ASAP (within an hour). 3) If I pick your bid you supply FINALs of TWO (2) versions of the site by 3AM EST. 4) I will pay you your bid amount -- TONIGHT (well, right then - technically morning). I prefer bidders with substantial good feedback however anyone who has a mock-up will be considered. I am a certified webmaster with a perfect rating.