Continual Google Analytics Advice Reports with Three Key Moments.

What we are looking for is someone to look at our clients analytics and give them three key actions to take to make their online property better. We want this in three key areas of the marketing funnel i.e. In advertising - do more adwords, do less facebook, do more twitter. In SEO - try this keyword - do more blogging - change your title tags. In site design - try changing this, move this to here, try a new format etc We would like this to happen four times a month. And to pay you each time. You would have access to the clients reports and use any tools you like to do this - but we do not want this simply automated. The advice must have intelligence backed up with data i.e. I think you should do ...... because of this..... and this .... over the last ...... We will then put some nice graphics on the report and delivery it as a gift to our client. Please quote for how much you would charge for a one off, 4 reports, and on multiples. We want to give as many of these gifts away as possible. We also might need very quick turnaround on this as we might only get access for 24 hours to their analytics. Is this something you think you can do....?