Brilliant PHP/MYSQL/JS Developer Needed

Here are the conditions of this job. You must be available to work immediately (like now) and for the next few hours (6-8). You must be an above expert level PHP/mySQL developer. You must have explicit knowledge of the WP codex, and know how to use it to make WordPress do whatever you want. You must be fast, and know how to implement functionality in the most reliable way, while not creating more work for yourself or breaking functionality that is already present. You must comment your code and ensure it works before moving onto the next task. You must have EXCELLENT feedback. If you have derogatory feedback in your history, we will not respond. If you are wondering what constitutes expert level, think of this: How long would it take you to build a custom post type with 10 custom taxonomy types, 3 metaboxes that include 10 input fields each, and them make it all available via the front-end of the website for site visitors to add new posts of this custom post type without needing wp-admin access? We'd expect this done in about 3 hours. If you're that good, please apply.