Articles to promote domain name sale - 500 words each

I would like five 500 word articles articles to be written to promote the sale of two Poker related domain names. The purpose of the article is to generate a buzz about auctions that will be held to sell the domains later in the near future. The articles really have to sell the benefit of buying my poker domains and generate excitement for buyers. *I already have notes and ideas that you can use to begin writing the articles.* It's very important that the articles are written professionally by a person with strong command of the english language. I would like someone who can create witty, sometimes humourous and interesting writings. I'm okay with paying $1.50 to $3.00 per 500 words, or more depending on your skill level. Since GAF requires a minimum project value of $30, you can make that your bid. I have other articles that need to be written which you can do to earn the balance of the $30. Thank you.